THE WHOLE INTERNET KNOWS WELL DONE BEN
Now I’m imagining Benedict sitting down with Moffat, Vertue and Gatiss and they’re like “Ben, when we tell you not to say something it means don’t say it. Not say it and then say you’re going to get in trouble for it.”
And he just pouts and looks at his feet. “It’s just slipped out…”
- Moffat: YOU TOLD THEM WHAT?!?!
- Benedict: I- I told them that we were renewed for season 4...
- Moffat: YOU GAVE THEM A SPOILER?!
- Benedict: Well, yes, b-but...
- Moffat: AND WHAT ELSE DOES GIVING THEM A SPOILER GIVE THEM??
- Benedict: ...Joy?
- Moffat: EXACTLY! IT GIVES THEM JOY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO NOW.
- Benedict: What? No! The fans, think of the fans! They won't be able to handle it!
- Moffat: ...
- Benedict: ...
- Moffat: I'm going to have to kill you again.
- Benedict: God DAMN IT!